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slant6billy

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OK.... my blood sugar has tanked and I am fading fast. I'm still pissed about what I witnessed last night....... So the immortal words: "Don't get mad, get even!"

Car show awards:
Award No1: Plasti dipped Electric Turd on wheels Award- needs no explanation

Award No2: "Bought you car upgrades at Walmarts".... I plural it on purpose.

Award No3: "Flintstoned to the Show"

Award No4: "You got to be on Crack"

Award No5: " That is some bad Crack you are smoking"

I'm going to start handing these out at cars shows......

Miatas, Cobalts, Prius, 4 door civics with fart cans and no back pressure, Other 4 door sub compacts with big as hell trunk wings and other really putrid excuses for carshows will be filmed, photoed and posted for entertainment when they get their award.
 

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You forgot award #6
Micro dick sticking out of an oversized flowmaster..
No explanation necessary.
 

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Compensating for something?

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Speaking of #4 and #5, the way some of them wear their pants they must be on crack and also like showing crack. Always want to yell at them "pull up your pants dork, nobody wants to see your ass crack".
 

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Guess those shows are in 'Suckville' or 'Retardtown'

My around the corner Crappy tire cruise night, and late 70's are still kinda new, except the tards that think the 2013 Challenger is a classic.
 

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Guess those shows are in 'Suckville' or 'Retardtown'

My around the corner Crappy tire cruise night, and late 70's are still kinda new, except the tards that think the 2013 Challenger is a classic.

Still better than the one at Village Chrysler which is loaded with Neon's.
 

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Friday had a Neon as well. Little basturd was revving it up while people were walking around. I hurried my kids away in the case the rocket scientist let off the clutch. God forbid these shitforbrains think about safety of others. Older folks, handicap, veterans and kids walking around.... just a disaster in the making.
On a positive Note. Hanging with the new member Gator is cool. There is no cure for his moparian Zombie brain damage. He is just like one of the rest of us
 

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Luckily at the one show I do go to they have a rule. If you're an idiot or a careless asshole you never come back.
Respect and safety or goodbye.
 

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I cruised by the local Crappy Tire show.
Did not see FWD or stupid rear wings.
First glance is all 50's and older.
Looked for newer stuff and there was a Cheby truck, but I dunno if it's late 70's or early 80's.
 
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