Jack Meoff
Mopar Maniac
Just read in the news that HMV is going under.
One of the last remaining "music" stores.
This got me thinking...
Is it because of the internet?
Possibly, but not altogether...I think.
Even though you can buy/steal pretty much any song you want,
If an album is really good, I want to own the "physical" copy.
I like running through the liner notes and checking out the cover, etc..
Sure, it's not the same as good old vinyl
The big 15" cover, but still it's nice to have the artwork and all
So...
Why the musical retail plunge?
To me, it's a no brainer (literally)
There is no music anymore.
A skeletal representation of what it was maybe
But really...
If Bieber and Lady Gaga is as good as it gets music is truly in the grave
To an extent I've never before witnessed either.
I've been a professional musician for over 30 years
I've seen musical brilliance and musical diarrhea
But there's always been a fundamental factor of "You must be THIS tall to get on the ride"
I remember all to clearly when recording itself was an art form.
Back in the day, Abbey Road had "Balance Engineers"
And they were truly schooled engineers
They went to school just to be able to spin tapes
After you learned enough "maybe" you were actually "allowed"to record something.
Or at least assist the lead engineer.
With all that hanging over your head you had better have had your sh*t together going into the studio.
Just to give an example of what the playing field used to be like
Here's a little example of what was involved in making a song.
Just for laughs, lets take New York New York by Frank Sinatra,
Okay so first you write the song, fairly complicated chord structure when it comes down to it
And it is a song which in the classic structure of a pop song
It should at the very least have...
An intro, a verse, what's known as a pre chorus and of course a chorus
Most decently written pop songs usually have a "C"part or"bridge"
Now we need the "arrangement" usually done by the "arranger"
When you listen to a song with strings and horns...
Somebody has to write out on paper what each of the roughly 30 people in the orchestra is going to playand when to play it.
Now you assemble the rhythm section, bass, drums, piano
The main band, then add 30 people playing trumpets, trombones, saxes, flutes
Violins, violas, kettle drums, vibraphones, etc.
Now bring in Frank,
Cue the band and the tape operator.
The tape op announces "Take 1, tape rolling..
The "conductor/arranger" counts off the 35-40 piece band
They start, Frank does his thing, the song ends and it's in the can...next song...
All live, no auto tune, no "punching in" nada.
If you're one of those 40 guys and you blow a line,
You're gonna have 39 band members, a producer, an arranger and the tape op's on ya.
THAT'S the way it was done.
If you couldn't play your part live, you had no business being on that record.
Then we got multi tracking which led to Sgt. Peppers and various Floyd items
Point being, making an album or a song was an art form.
I've seen the music world take a dive on many occasions
But NEVER have I seen the level of pathetic writing and lack of) workmanship.
Basically a five minute "intro" with either some idiot flapping about b*tch slapping his ho will suffice
Or the same basic idea with a auto tuned cute kid who can dance
Or a Madonnabe doing the Marilyn Manson thing (another mastermind)
It really is a bad thing too.
Stupid music makes Stupid people.
I really hope it comes back one day
But I ain't holding my breath.
In the meantime,
I think I'll throw on some Boston.
One of the last remaining "music" stores.
This got me thinking...
Is it because of the internet?
Possibly, but not altogether...I think.
Even though you can buy/steal pretty much any song you want,
If an album is really good, I want to own the "physical" copy.
I like running through the liner notes and checking out the cover, etc..
Sure, it's not the same as good old vinyl
The big 15" cover, but still it's nice to have the artwork and all
So...
Why the musical retail plunge?
To me, it's a no brainer (literally)
There is no music anymore.
A skeletal representation of what it was maybe
But really...
If Bieber and Lady Gaga is as good as it gets music is truly in the grave
To an extent I've never before witnessed either.
I've been a professional musician for over 30 years
I've seen musical brilliance and musical diarrhea
But there's always been a fundamental factor of "You must be THIS tall to get on the ride"
I remember all to clearly when recording itself was an art form.
Back in the day, Abbey Road had "Balance Engineers"
And they were truly schooled engineers
They went to school just to be able to spin tapes
After you learned enough "maybe" you were actually "allowed"to record something.
Or at least assist the lead engineer.
With all that hanging over your head you had better have had your sh*t together going into the studio.
Just to give an example of what the playing field used to be like
Here's a little example of what was involved in making a song.
Just for laughs, lets take New York New York by Frank Sinatra,
Okay so first you write the song, fairly complicated chord structure when it comes down to it
And it is a song which in the classic structure of a pop song
It should at the very least have...
An intro, a verse, what's known as a pre chorus and of course a chorus
Most decently written pop songs usually have a "C"part or"bridge"
Now we need the "arrangement" usually done by the "arranger"
When you listen to a song with strings and horns...
Somebody has to write out on paper what each of the roughly 30 people in the orchestra is going to playand when to play it.
Now you assemble the rhythm section, bass, drums, piano
The main band, then add 30 people playing trumpets, trombones, saxes, flutes
Violins, violas, kettle drums, vibraphones, etc.
Now bring in Frank,
Cue the band and the tape operator.
The tape op announces "Take 1, tape rolling..
The "conductor/arranger" counts off the 35-40 piece band
They start, Frank does his thing, the song ends and it's in the can...next song...
All live, no auto tune, no "punching in" nada.
If you're one of those 40 guys and you blow a line,
You're gonna have 39 band members, a producer, an arranger and the tape op's on ya.
THAT'S the way it was done.
If you couldn't play your part live, you had no business being on that record.
Then we got multi tracking which led to Sgt. Peppers and various Floyd items
Point being, making an album or a song was an art form.
I've seen the music world take a dive on many occasions
But NEVER have I seen the level of pathetic writing and lack of) workmanship.
Basically a five minute "intro" with either some idiot flapping about b*tch slapping his ho will suffice
Or the same basic idea with a auto tuned cute kid who can dance
Or a Madonnabe doing the Marilyn Manson thing (another mastermind)
It really is a bad thing too.
Stupid music makes Stupid people.
I really hope it comes back one day
But I ain't holding my breath.
In the meantime,
I think I'll throw on some Boston.