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EMERGENCY!!! Terrorists have captured president Obama and want $5,000,000,000 or they will burn him in gasoline!! Please donate!!! I gave 10 gallons!!

Little Johnny has this really attractive teacher. One day she calls on him, and says, "Johnny, there are 3 birds sitting on a telephone wire. You shoot one. How many are left?" Johnny replies "None." "None?" asks the teacher. "You shoot one, and the other two get scared away." was Johnny's...

76-79 fenders $60 each 76-79 hood $50 76-80 4 door doors, with glass and mechanisms, $35 each 76-80 4 door decklid $40 78-79 headlight bezels, nice $30 each 76-79 hood latch panel, $20 76-79 hood hinges, $20 pr 76-79 hood springs, $20 pr 76-80 rocker panel, cut from a 4 door, complete $50 each...

The following items from a 1978 Aspen: Rear rails $75 each Crossmember, at the shocks $40 Rear crossmember, just ahead of bumper, $40 Trunk floor, with tank braces and spare hold down, $75 Tail panel, has the bolt holes for finish panel, $50

Front structure cut from a 79 Volare. Was sawzalled just ahead of the firewall, through the apron extensions. Has 2 good aprons and rad support. Asking $100 or make me an offer. Sorry, no shipping on this. Also have aprons with the extensions, $50 each Rad support, $40 Left front frame rail...

A little boy walks into a small town ice cream shop, and puts his money on the counter. "What can I get you?" asked the clerk. "Two scoops of chocolate!" was the boy's reply. "I'm sorry, but we are all out of chocolate." said the clerk. "What else could I get you?" "Hmmmmmmmmm, chocolate??"...

Great to see this site. Some of you recognize me from FABO and dippy. Currently gathering parts for my 79 Roadrunner T-top. Been around these cars since way before they were cool. Also, I have a stash of extra parts, mostly from 4 doors, so if anybody here needs help, advice, or that oddball F...

Looking for an F or M wagon. Needs only to have a clear title and have the wagon-specific parts (taillights, gate, rear side windows, roof). Not too concerned with drivetrain, interior, doors, fenders, etc. Must be CHEAP or trade for Mopar parts, and be within reasonable towing distance of...

In the quest for parts for my 79 Roadrunner, I have parted out four 4door F-bodies, and have another three bought that I still need to bring home. Most were/are slant six cars, but one was a 318 with low miles and a bad frame. I have several nice 76-79 fenders, seven sets of 4dr doors...