Ice Cream Shop

[A38Valiant]

A little boy walks into a small town ice cream shop, and puts his money on the counter.
"What can I get you?" asked the clerk.
"Two scoops of chocolate!" was the boy's reply.
"I'm sorry, but we are all out of chocolate." said the clerk. "What else could I get you?"
"Hmmmmmmmmm, chocolate??" came the boy's answer.
"I'm sorry, but we are ALL OUT of CHOCOLATE!!! Can I get you something else?" asked the clerk.
"Chocolate!!!" answered the boy.
By this time, the clerk is pretty frustrated.
"Let me put this another way...." he said. He took a sheet of paper, and wrote the words
VANILLA
STRAWBERRY
CHOCOLATE
"Can you show me the V in vanilla?" he asked the boy, and the boy pointed right to it.
"Very good!! Now show me the S in strawberry." The boy again pointed right to it.
"Excellent!!! Now show me the F in chocolate."
The boy looked perplexed, and then said "There's no F in chocolate."
The clerk said "That's exactly what I've been trying to tell you! There's NO F'IN CHOCOLATE!!!"

 

[bremereric]

You guys know that I have to be the only one posting this stuff...mine come to my spam folder in my e-mail...I glance over them and if they look somewhat decent I post them..thanks for join in..:toothy10:

 

[My imp]

Ok, I don't know how to do that. I tried to e-mail you something the other day but I guess ? it didn't go through. Thank you, Larry