Countdown To 50

[Jack Meoff]

Well.....come Wednesday I will officially cross the line into Geezerdom.....back in the day a 30 year old gal was an older woman. Now if I look at a 30 year old woman I'm almost a diddler. Now I can look forward to prostate exams, depends, Sansabelt slacks, Viagra, Bob Hope just below the chest belt lines and being even more justifiably crusty than I already am.

I'm my head I'm still a juvenile delinquent.
Well.....you know what they say.....
It's not the age......it's the mileage.....
And that being the case......dang I'm screwed!!! :happy6: :tongue1:

 

[slant6billy]

Five 0? Just picture Juliette Lewis singing" Do Your Balls Hang Low?" from the movie Kalifornia with Brad Pitt. The ladies hate the thought of saggy old balls. Or at least my wife tells me that she won't tolerate old saggy balls. And she is 2 years older than me. Another good line... Matt McConaughey in Dazed N Confused. "I get older and highschool girls stay the same"........ OK somewhat creepy, but to my point. I work with a good number of women 26 to 36. There ain't a bad one in the bunch. So has my standards lowered. Nope..... When I drank... I would nail anything with boobs and a vagina. My standards are strict, but I appreciate a fresh face. So, good for old dudes. They are more tolerant to the younger woman.

 

[Jack Meoff]

A fascinating perspective......
Luckily....they tell me I've aged well.
Bag is still fairly intact.
It doesn't really bother me that much.
Mind you it is weird to wrap my head around 50.
I guess I should be thankful really.
Given how badly I've abused myself in my earlier years
I'm happy I made it this far in relatively descent shape. :eusa_think:

 

[NoCar340]

50? Fifty?! Damn, you're old enough to be my... well, older brother. He'll be 49 in a couple of months, in fact.

50's no big deal. On your birthday, you'll just be one day older than the last time you were 49, that's all... so enjoy your day!

 

[Jack Meoff]

50? Fifty?! Damn, you're old enough to be my... well, older brother. He'll be 49 in a couple of months, in fact.

50's no big deal. On your birthday, you'll just be one day older than the last time you were 49, that's all... so enjoy your day!

Lol....
Well it's not like I figure I'm going to wake up Thursday anally leaking or anything or instantaneously have a severe craving for double knit pants
But with this particular milestone....given my history of insanity I noticed that I do indeed have quite a back catalog to reminisce on.
And yes....more to come but this is the first time I've really acknowledged what a wild ride it's been.
My wise cracks about depends and all were actually part of a Jeff Foxworthy skit I heard.

Along with my general insanity.....I've now earned a certain amount of stripes
It's actually kind of a cool place to be.....

 

[Yellowdart69]

Good grief. You were 18 when I got my Cordoba.

 

[My imp]

I remember trying to look out of young eyes, & see an old life. Figured I'd always be into 18 yr old hotties. Now, if I see an 18 yr old hotty, & I look too long, I feel like a perv. Not that I'm into 55 yr olds like myself, but I'll take a 25-35 yr old before an 18 yr old. Eventually, you'll get in your car, same as you always have, except this time, you'll sit on your balls! WTF! I didn't sit on them yesterday! WTF changed? Keep them light, & maybe you can fight gravity for a little while longer! Happy Birthday! Have an adult beverage or 10!

 

[NoCar340]

Eventually, you'll get in your car, same as you always have, except this time, you'll sit on your balls! WTF! I didn't sit on them yesterday! WTF changed?

Now who's going to clean the coffee off my screen and keyboard? Way too funny!

 

[Jack Meoff]

Larry.....so far so good.
But I'll remember to check the package before I sit down from now on.
I plan on having many adult beverages tonight!!