How Should I Destroy My Phone?

[Jack Meoff]

My incredibly stupid smartphone needs to suffer an ugly demise.
I have to wait till I get a new one
But man, this thing's got it comin'.
Locks up, half way through typing something, it goes "Ack!" freezes, dies and you lose everything.

I'm thinking about just driving over it about 627 times but...
Ideas are welcome.

Already thought of a vice gradually tightened over a case of beer.

 

[bremereric]

Driving over it may be considered a hate crime in Cananda.

 

[R/T Mirada]

Blender set on high

 

[Jack Meoff]

Driving over it may be considered a hate crime in Cananda.

Cananda? rotest:

 

[Jack Meoff]

Blender set on high

I like it.

 

[77kickinaspen]

thats old some laurel and hardy stuff(blender).

blow it up! m80's or seal bombs make a impact

 

[Jack Meoff]

thats old some laurel and hardy stuff(blender).

blow it up! m80's or seal bombs make a impact

That would make for a quality video.

 

[efriedrich]

Train track

 

[Kernel Sanders]

I hear if you microwave it a lil, you may be able to get a warantee replacement! (it's nor water damage or crushing which are not covered lol)

 

[alfatar]

I hope you make it suffer by telling it what is going to happe to it. You could drop from a bridge over water and drown it. How about tieing to your car, drive into a puddle of gas and light the damn thing up. It could be done in flames. Or give it to a charity that you don't like to make someone else life misrable. Any way have fun

Mike

 

[slant6billy]

VOLTAGE........ Hit it with some HI VOLTAGE.............. I'm thinking welder / generator type voltage if you can get some higher stuff go for it.

 

[bremereric]

Blast it with this.

 

[Jack Meoff]

Beautiful ideas all..lol...
I like the voltage idea and yes...
I want this phone to suffer.
I still REALLY like the blender idea.
Would make for an ugly demise and a great video.

 

[MiradaMegacab]

VOLTAGE........ Hit it with some HI VOLTAGE.............. I'm thinking welder / generator type voltage if you can get some higher stuff go for it.

Transformer for the ignition of an oil-burner furnace(10,000v) or one from neon lights (upto 15,000v) would create a Jacobs ladder and will arc thru the phone melting it.

 

[Jack Meoff]

Transformer for the ignition of an oil-burner furnace(10,000v) or one from neon lights (upto 15,000v) would create a Jacobs ladder and will arc thru the phone melting it.

Oh yeah....
THAT sounds like fun!

 

[Jack Meoff]

Blast it with this.

Don't know why but your pic won't show up.
I'm guessing it's a gun.
I thought about shooting it, but that seems too quick.
I want it to suffer.

 

[Jack Meoff]

Transformer for the ignition of an oil-burner furnace(10,000v) or one from neon lights (upto 15,000v) would create a Jacobs ladder and will arc thru the phone melting it.

Car battery?

 

[Jack Meoff]

Blast it with this.

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Lol!!!
Now I see the pic.
Yep, that'd do it..
But I want to prolong the misery a little longer than that.
Although I did also really like e's idea of the train tracks.
So far I'm thinking about going with heavy electrocution, then blender.

 

[MiradaMegacab]

Car battery?

Nah, those transformers are 120v

 

[Jack Meoff]

Nah, those transformers are 120v

Whoa!