Jack Meoff
Mopar Maniac
Okay....what's up with these piece of shit Buicks?
I'm not talking about the 40's to even the 80's
I'm taking about those God forsaken jelly bean shaped rolling turds from late 90's into the 2000's.
I've yet to see one actually do the speed limit let alone surpass it.
I'm driving along and everything is cool....
Let's face reality here when it comes to speed limits.
Up here we're in kilometers (wasn't my idea)
25mph is 40 klicks here.....sooooo.
40 means 50, 80 means 90....etc.
You're rolling along doing 48-50.....so is everyone else
But lo and behold.....what's that up ahead?
It's a f#$&ing Buick.....doing 39.......!
Now I understand these cars are the equivalent of a weeks worth of waste from the colonic irrigation clinic but I'm pretty sure they go faster than that!!!
But sure enough if there's a Buick up ahead......you're screwed till you can pass this POS.
Now I'm not sure if it's a mental state brought on by the hypnotic nasal drone of these GM scrap heaps but even young guys are putzing along like they're on their way to the old folks home.
I blame Buicks.....I hate Buicks.....
Just something highly unlikeable about them.
Not the old one's.......more than a few cool models there.
But these bulbous landfills on wheels?.....
Did I mention I hate those bloody Buicks?.....
This madness must end!
I'm not talking about the 40's to even the 80's
I'm taking about those God forsaken jelly bean shaped rolling turds from late 90's into the 2000's.
I've yet to see one actually do the speed limit let alone surpass it.
I'm driving along and everything is cool....
Let's face reality here when it comes to speed limits.
Up here we're in kilometers (wasn't my idea)
25mph is 40 klicks here.....sooooo.
40 means 50, 80 means 90....etc.
You're rolling along doing 48-50.....so is everyone else
But lo and behold.....what's that up ahead?
It's a f#$&ing Buick.....doing 39.......!
Now I understand these cars are the equivalent of a weeks worth of waste from the colonic irrigation clinic but I'm pretty sure they go faster than that!!!
But sure enough if there's a Buick up ahead......you're screwed till you can pass this POS.
Now I'm not sure if it's a mental state brought on by the hypnotic nasal drone of these GM scrap heaps but even young guys are putzing along like they're on their way to the old folks home.
I blame Buicks.....I hate Buicks.....
Just something highly unlikeable about them.
Not the old one's.......more than a few cool models there.
But these bulbous landfills on wheels?.....
Did I mention I hate those bloody Buicks?.....
This madness must end!