Ikea: Swedish For Great Comedy Value

[Jack Meoff]

Every once in a while I go to Ikea for their swedish meatball deal.
During the week we're talking 15 meatballs, mashed potatoes and gravy for $2.99!!
Can't beat that deal.....
But the main reason I go is the comedic entertainment value.
For some reason this place is packed full of folks who are....let's say..
Not the coldest beers in the fridge...
A lot of these people make the low life's at hellmart look like college grads.
I don't know if it's just this location or not but I'd almost pay just to hang around and watch
Hell...they even serve beer there to make it more fun.
One of my favorite attractions is the beverage centre.
Watching these kids try to figure out how to operate the coffee and pop dispensers will almost have you on the floor laughing....
Don't believe me?
I went tonight....
This is a shot of some fine customers trying to get a Pepsi.
I kid you not....this herd you see are all trying to figure out how to get ONE pop with ice.

This is great entertainment!!!

 

[Jack Meoff]

And you gotta love a store where this is a necessary sign in the bathroom display section...

 

[Jack Meoff]

And of course while I'm there I like to do my part to appease the tree hugger's.

 

[R/T Mirada]

And you gotta love a store where this is a necessary sign in the bathroom display section...View attachment 4500

For those that need it "Here's your Sign!

 

[80 Aspen RT]

Ikea the cabinet store?

 

[Jack Meoff]

Ikea the cabinet store?

Yep..

 

[slant6billy]

Captain- you need to become an adjunct professor at a college. Young impressionable minds need you dude.

 

[Jack Meoff]

Captain- you need to become an adjunct professor at a college. Young impressionable minds need you dude.

LMAO!!
If they'd give a grade 7 dropout with an unusual appreciation for beer the gig I'd take it.
In the meantime...I just try to do my part.

 

[Jack Meoff]

Just stumbled on this thread again.....
Given the past couple of weeks of hell I'd say a little comedic entertainment may be in order....think I'll go back there sometime this week and see what other entertaining sights I see.....this place is too funny.
The outfits alone are priceless......it's like folks dress up to go there.

Updates to follow.....

 

[brotherGood]

I hate IKEA with a passion dude. We went new years day and it was terrible. Plus..the quality from what I underrated is terrible

 

[Jack Meoff]

I hate IKEA with a passion dude. We went new years day and it was terrible. Plus..the quality from what I underrated is terrible

Except for a couple of lamps I can't remember the last thing I actually bought there.....I go for the meatballs and the high comedy value.
It's like going to an exhibit but way cheaper.

 

[Dr Lebaron]

IKEA is Swedish for 'Not in Stock'

 

[Jack Meoff]

IKEA is Swedish for 'Not in Stock'

I thought it was swedish for "divorce".....

 

[Jack Meoff]

I still say they should play nothing but ABBA at Ikea.
Would totally set the mood and send them home going wtf?