Jack Meoff
Mopar Maniac
So yesterday I pull into the booze store to pick up some beer. I'm sitting in my Fifth answering a text from someone (yes....I'm parked) it's angled parking along the curb. Some clown and his wife parked next to me in a Jeep Liberty hop in and start backing out. I can tell by the angle that this idiot is on that he's probably gonna hit my bumper. Sure enough I feel sssscrrraaape. Then he starts like he's just gonna drive away so I hop out and yell at the fool.
He gets out and looks at his Jeep then looks at my car and casually says "looks okay" and starts to walk away. I say "Hey Brainiac.....maybe you can size it up a little better next time".....here's where it gets good. He says "hey....don't be a smartass"....okay.....decorum is now out the window. I say "Hey retard.....you hit MY car and you're giving ME attitude?" He says "Hey f#@k you....don't make me throw you out in the street" (no lie). I open my car door and sit my glasses on the seat......they're worth a lot of money) and say "Okay you little garden gnome let's rock" and start walking towards him as he's now backing up......I'm gonna renovate this clown.....his wife then jumps out and says "Please......we have a child in here!" I said "I know.....maybe you shouldn't let him drive". Then he runs over, jumps in and takes off. Absolutely no damage to my car and a nice gouge in his plastic bumper....
What an asshole!!
I remember his ride and his plate number.....
Maybe one day I'll see him again and we can have a nice chat.
I'm telling you.....it's getting worse every day......
He gets out and looks at his Jeep then looks at my car and casually says "looks okay" and starts to walk away. I say "Hey Brainiac.....maybe you can size it up a little better next time".....here's where it gets good. He says "hey....don't be a smartass"....okay.....decorum is now out the window. I say "Hey retard.....you hit MY car and you're giving ME attitude?" He says "Hey f#@k you....don't make me throw you out in the street" (no lie). I open my car door and sit my glasses on the seat......they're worth a lot of money) and say "Okay you little garden gnome let's rock" and start walking towards him as he's now backing up......I'm gonna renovate this clown.....his wife then jumps out and says "Please......we have a child in here!" I said "I know.....maybe you shouldn't let him drive". Then he runs over, jumps in and takes off. Absolutely no damage to my car and a nice gouge in his plastic bumper....
What an asshole!!
I remember his ride and his plate number.....
Maybe one day I'll see him again and we can have a nice chat.
I'm telling you.....it's getting worse every day......
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