Ikea: Swedish For Great Comedy Value

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Jack Meoff

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Every once in a while I go to Ikea for their swedish meatball deal.
During the week we're talking 15 meatballs, mashed potatoes and gravy for $2.99!!
Can't beat that deal.....
But the main reason I go is the comedic entertainment value.
For some reason this place is packed full of folks who are....let's say..
Not the coldest beers in the fridge...
A lot of these people make the low life's at hellmart look like college grads.
I don't know if it's just this location or not but I'd almost pay just to hang around and watch
Hell...they even serve beer there to make it more fun.
One of my favorite attractions is the beverage centre.
Watching these kids try to figure out how to operate the coffee and pop dispensers will almost have you on the floor laughing....
Don't believe me?
I went tonight....
This is a shot of some fine customers trying to get a Pepsi.
I kid you not....this herd you see are all trying to figure out how to get ONE pop with ice.

This is great entertainment!!!

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Captain- you need to become an adjunct professor at a college. Young impressionable minds need you dude.
 
slant6billy said:
Captain- you need to become an adjunct professor at a college. Young impressionable minds need you dude.
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LMAO!!
If they'd give a grade 7 dropout with an unusual appreciation for beer the gig I'd take it.
In the meantime...I just try to do my part.
 
Just stumbled on this thread again.....
Given the past couple of weeks of hell I'd say a little comedic entertainment may be in order....think I'll go back there sometime this week and see what other entertaining sights I see.....this place is too funny.
The outfits alone are priceless......it's like folks dress up to go there.

Updates to follow.....
 
I hate IKEA with a passion dude. We went new years day and it was terrible. Plus..the quality from what I underrated is terrible
 
brotherGood said:
I hate IKEA with a passion dude. We went new years day and it was terrible. Plus..the quality from what I underrated is terrible
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Except for a couple of lamps I can't remember the last thing I actually bought there.....I go for the meatballs and the high comedy value.
It's like going to an exhibit but way cheaper.
 
I still say they should play nothing but ABBA at Ikea.
Would totally set the mood and send them home going wtf?
 
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