Jack Meoff
Mopar Maniac
Well for the second time in a couple of months...
One of my lovely neighbors has called the parking enforcement to ticket the cars on my street
Mine being one of them.
I have no idea who it is...so I thought I'd drop a letter in all the mailboxes on my street to try to make contact with the offending party.
Here's my letter...
*A message to the neighbor who has been calling the parking enforcement....
If you are not this person, please disregard this letter and kindly place it in your blue bin.
If you are this person, please read on and ponder my thoughts to you. Although in some myopic, twisted way I'm sure you feel you're performing some kind of worthwhile public service...what you are really doing is pissing off your fellow neighbors. You see..I live on this street and need to park my car...which I do ON MY OWN STREET! I have now received my second parking ticket.... On top of all of the other things I have to deal with and worry about in my daily life, now I have to worry about whether someone...one of my neighbors at that...is calling the parking enforcement. Why? Not really sure....maybe you don't like the color of some of the cars?, maybe you don't like cars in general?...can't really figure it out myself. But the reality in the real world (something you might not have a solid grip on) is...people need to park their cars somewhere. If I had a driveway or a garage I would gladly put it there...but I don't so I'm forced to park it on the street....a street I live on in a neighborhood that I grew up in and pay taxes in.
One might think your diligence in parking policing may come from your general lack of anything better to do except peer out of your window and decide that it's time you put your gangrene laden foot down and do something about all those dang cars....
Might I suggest something more useful to the public wellbeing? Like learning the detailed intricacies of colonic irrigation? That way you could perform one on yourself and possibly remove the 2 X 4 that's apparently lodged in your rectum. Other than that...I can only hope to meet you in person one day so we can have an in depth chat about why you're such asshole.
We all live here, we all need to park and what we don't need is somebody calling the ticket cops all the time for the sole purpose of making the rest of our lives a drag.
Thank you very much for your time and consideration in this matter...
Yours truly,
A pissed off neighbor.
What do you think?
Too subtle?
One of my lovely neighbors has called the parking enforcement to ticket the cars on my street
Mine being one of them.
I have no idea who it is...so I thought I'd drop a letter in all the mailboxes on my street to try to make contact with the offending party.
Here's my letter...
*A message to the neighbor who has been calling the parking enforcement....
If you are not this person, please disregard this letter and kindly place it in your blue bin.
If you are this person, please read on and ponder my thoughts to you. Although in some myopic, twisted way I'm sure you feel you're performing some kind of worthwhile public service...what you are really doing is pissing off your fellow neighbors. You see..I live on this street and need to park my car...which I do ON MY OWN STREET! I have now received my second parking ticket.... On top of all of the other things I have to deal with and worry about in my daily life, now I have to worry about whether someone...one of my neighbors at that...is calling the parking enforcement. Why? Not really sure....maybe you don't like the color of some of the cars?, maybe you don't like cars in general?...can't really figure it out myself. But the reality in the real world (something you might not have a solid grip on) is...people need to park their cars somewhere. If I had a driveway or a garage I would gladly put it there...but I don't so I'm forced to park it on the street....a street I live on in a neighborhood that I grew up in and pay taxes in.
One might think your diligence in parking policing may come from your general lack of anything better to do except peer out of your window and decide that it's time you put your gangrene laden foot down and do something about all those dang cars....
Might I suggest something more useful to the public wellbeing? Like learning the detailed intricacies of colonic irrigation? That way you could perform one on yourself and possibly remove the 2 X 4 that's apparently lodged in your rectum. Other than that...I can only hope to meet you in person one day so we can have an in depth chat about why you're such asshole.
We all live here, we all need to park and what we don't need is somebody calling the ticket cops all the time for the sole purpose of making the rest of our lives a drag.
Thank you very much for your time and consideration in this matter...
Yours truly,
A pissed off neighbor.
What do you think?
Too subtle?