Jack Meoff
Mopar Maniac
OMFG you're kidding me.
Danger, They're Out There
- Thread starter Dr Lebaron
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OMFG you're kidding me.
volareandgtcat
Well-Known Member
Aww c'mon people ... the real reason is there is only so much common sense to go around, and there's too many people to share it with, you know .. he said come get your brains and they heard trains and are still at the depot waiting. ..
Dr Lebaron
Well-Known Member
RIP C Sense.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,
who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated
such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion..
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and
criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that
a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly
awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers and stepsisters;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
Dr Lebaron
Well-Known Member
There's this average story floating,
A woman drives off the road and has to spend the night at the wreck.
Thrown from the car into the snow, the pair huddled together for 10 hours as temperatures dipped to -23 C. At dawn, Hiebert dragged herself up the snowbank despite a broken leg, broken neck and severe frostbite to her bare feet.
UMMM, the couple things that get me-'Thrown from the car' AND 'severe frostbite to her bare feet'?
So no seatbelts on her or her kid and did she get completely blown out of her socks and boots????
But she's a 'hero' and a victim with the 'Go Fund Me' page
A woman drives off the road and has to spend the night at the wreck.
Thrown from the car into the snow, the pair huddled together for 10 hours as temperatures dipped to -23 C. At dawn, Hiebert dragged herself up the snowbank despite a broken leg, broken neck and severe frostbite to her bare feet.
UMMM, the couple things that get me-'Thrown from the car' AND 'severe frostbite to her bare feet'?
So no seatbelts on her or her kid and did she get completely blown out of her socks and boots????
But she's a 'hero' and a victim with the 'Go Fund Me' page
volareandgtcat
Well-Known Member
Is that the lady who is suing GM because the accident avoidance system on the car failed causing the accident?
Dr Lebaron
Well-Known Member
No, mine was in Manitoba in yesterday's news.
But as much I dislike GM, those suits are BS.
Crash avoidance starts with the eyes.
Those GM ignition claims, if I got to sue someone every time a carbed car stalled while I was driving in some point of my lifetime, I'd never be out of the court room.
Jack Meoff
Mopar Maniac
Like I said before. All of my cars have crash avoidance systems.
My eyes.
My eyes.
Jack Meoff
Mopar Maniac
RIP C Sense.
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense,
who has been with us for many years.
No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.
He will be remembered as having cultivated
such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- And maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more
than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing
regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual
harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using
mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student,
only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job
that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental
consent to administer sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform
parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion..
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and
criminals received better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar
in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that
a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly
awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death,
-by his parents, Truth and Trust,
-by his wife, Discretion,
-by his daughter, Responsibility,
-and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 5 stepbrothers and stepsisters;
- I Know My Rights
- I Want It Now
- Someone Else Is To Blame
- I'm A Victim
- Pay me for Doing Nothing
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.
I knew the poor lad in his heyday.
RIP CS.....I'll greatly miss you.
Dr Lebaron
Well-Known Member
I understand the physics of rolling a car, but how do people do it 'by accident'?
We have a lot of people here that drive into trees, hydro poles or can roll over in a parking lot.
We have a lot of people here that drive into trees, hydro poles or can roll over in a parking lot.
Jack Meoff
Mopar Maniac
Single vehicle rollover.
Never understood that one.
Well......not an involuntary one anyway.
Dr Lebaron
Well-Known Member
His step children were at city hall last night looking for money.
Everyone was there with hands out,
I Know My Rights-
Shawna Lewkowitz
Representing Women & Politics, which lobbies for greater female participation in politics
I Want It Now
Bonnie Lee
On behalf of London Cycle Link, she offered five “priority projects” council should fund to improve London’s bicycling infrastructure. The list included a cycling track
Someone Else Is To Blame
Abe Oudshoorn
Representing the London Homeless Coalition, more money
I'm A Victim
Vicki Van Linden
Supported increasing funding for housing for “vulnerable Londoners,” especially those living with mental-health issues or addiction
Pay me for Doing Nothing
Jim Hewett
Lobbying for an increased London Transit subsidy for people living in poverty
“Basic mobility is considered a right of each person,” he said.
Dr Lebaron
Well-Known Member
If the words 'Hold my beer' is involved, then I know the answer.
Jack Meoff
Mopar Maniac
In a lot of cases it seems to be clowns who got a high score on X Box and figure it should work in real life.
Dr Lebaron
Well-Known Member
We had a TV show called 'Truth or Consequences', so we were familiar with the term 'consequences'
Jack Meoff
Mopar Maniac
Apparently they need to bring that show back.
volareandgtcat
Well-Known Member
volareandgtcat
Well-Known Member
They were saved tho ...
Dr Lebaron
Well-Known Member
All the way through the 'Suds' carwash, all I could think was Quick Quack.
Dr Lebaron
Well-Known Member
At the car wash there is two lanes to pay.
Right hand side, the wall had tons of vehicle rub.
So tear it up, then wash it.
Nice driving, Bozo's.
Right hand side, the wall had tons of vehicle rub.
So tear it up, then wash it.
Nice driving, Bozo's.
Jack Meoff
Mopar Maniac
