My imp
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A not so well endowed man goes to the doctor for an enlargement. The dr says $30,000. The man says I only have $3000, what can you give me for that? The dr thinks, and says,"how about a hunk of elephant trunk?". The man agrees & surgery is performed. Upon his next date, when things get serious, he whips out the trunk. The woman shrieks "oh my God! Look at the size of that thing! Let's get married, we're going to meet my parents!" At a formal dinner with future in-laws, an elephant's trunk appears from under the table. It sniffs around, finds, & picks. Up a baked potato, & dissappears under the table. The future mother-in-law sees this & comments,"That's a really neat trick! I'd like to see it again!" Man replies, "I'd love to show you, but I don't think my a**hole can take another baked potato!!"