Things that I get in my spam folder

[bremereric]

[ No Subject ]
Saturday, February 18, 2012 3:22 PM

From:
"Mrs.Mary Parker" info@iidfc.com

To:
undisclosed-recipients


Dear Beloved in Christ,

I am Mrs.Mary Parker an aging widow suffering from long time illness. I
have some funds I inherited from my late husband, the sum of 7.5 Million
Pounds and I needed a very honest and God fearing Christian that will use
the fund for God's work, I found your email address from the internet and
decided to contact you. Please if you would be able to use the funds for
the Lord's work, kindly reply me at my email;maryparker507@gmail.com.

Yours in the Lord,

Mrs.Mary Parker.

 

[Mroldart2u]

Ummm brem i have a bridge to sell too....lol

 

[8D5 Gran Fury]

"Hallelujah, Pass the collection plate..."

 

[Jack Meoff]

You could ask the Lord for a new insulator pad. :eusa_wall:

 

[bremereric]

Why don't one of you blessed guys try to e-mail her. I am staying ten-thousand miles away from this.

 

[Jack Meoff]

Why don't one of you blessed guys try to e-mail her. I am staying ten-thousand miles away from this.

No way man. I saw the likeness of the three wise men on the bun of my Baconator today.

They said "Stay Away"!

 

[qurtuba]

A few years ago I got a call from someone claiming that I had won a Mustang convertible. I said great! send it over. He said well, we have to cover our administrative costs. I said how much. He said $3500. I said fine, send over the Mustang and I'll send you the cash. He said no you have to send the cash first. I said no way. I see the car first in my driveway then you get the cash. He hung up.

 

[Dago Red]

All You'd Get Told Is No

You could use that tried and true personals approach:

" ...a nude photo of you gets back one of mine...."

Who knows, Widow Parker may be a babe.:tongue1:

 

[Jack Meoff]

You could use that tried and true personals approach:

" ...a nude photo of you gets back one of mine...."

Who knows, Widow Parker may be a babe.:tongue1:

Yikes!!!

 

[roadrunnerman]

sounds like the e-mail i got awhile back from some british guy or somewhere,said he was the executor or a gentlemen that past on that had the same last name as me(could i be related)that his estate was worth over $3 million. Wanted me to send all kinds of info.I might have been born at night but it wasn't last night.

 

[Dago Red]

Please To Be Painted Frat Brack

sounds like the e-mail i got awhile back from some british guy or somewhere,said he was the executor or a gentlemen that past on that had the same last name as me(could i be related)that his estate was worth over $3 million. Wanted me to send all kinds of info.I might have been born at night but it wasn't last night.

I do enjoy reading the ones from, like, the Bank of Katmandu...........

"....I will be pleased that you will be pleased with these pleasing events that will unfold.......":icon_confused: