Jello Day

slant6billy

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So here I am again. Nothing to eat but Jello and broth as I prep for my Surgery tomorrow.

No, not the final stages of the gender reassignment......although my wife tells me I need to get a damn bra for the MOOBs..... " Man boobs"

Seems like every 2 to 3 years I'm getting something fixed, that requires a day of fasting/ prepping for surgery.

So I've been in a real ripe mood. It gets even better today. It is so bad, my wife told me to go to junk yard, swap meet, or car show- just to get me out of her earshot of my moaning or groaning. I hate frikken jello. I want a big egg, cheese, ham, bacon, homefries and scrapple breakfast.

Wife just told me to go out and the garage and screw around with the Volare'.... but it's raining and I don't want to work up an appetite.

I've got plenty of political rants, but won't vent them here. Let's just go with I'm non-partisan and don't trust anyone with too much money and not enough gritty dirt trapped in the creases of their hands.

So just the price of getting old and my early years catching up to me, I guess.

I did tell a few of my coworkers that I was getting the "stuff" cut off and would return to work Tuesday or Wednesday as "Wilma".......... Slant6wilma...... has a nice ring. Might have to reach out to Joey to get re-assigned?

Anyway, Jello sucks..... I hate Jello........... I'm going to eat so much good crap come Monday afternoon.... Reuben sandwich, big macs......... Deli pickles......

Until then I am going to become more unraveled.
 

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I had MooBs for a while.
But this new job I took cured that. Chucking HeftyBags every Wednesday and Thursday, to the tune of 5500 plus pounds, has a way of firming things up. Hyup 10 hours a week of that.
I hate Jello too.
Sorry if your Junk ain't working right.....
 

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I had MooBs for a while.
But this new job I took cured that. Chucking HeftyBags every Wednesday and Thursday, to the tune of 5500 plus pounds, has a way of firming things up. Hyup 10 hours a week of that.
I hate Jello too.
Sorry if your Junk ain't working right.....

HAHAHA, My junk ain't worked right in years. My wife made sure of that.

Truth is, I had an injury from a ladder fall accident 12 years ago. Never healed correctly and cause some type of other problem and that led to a misdiagnosis..... yada yada yada...... big medical words...... more medical words........ Murphy's law and my bad luck. So full tilt surgery tomorrow, no solid food day before, my foul mood amplified...... yeah, I'm a boat load of pleasantness right now.......... At least I'm not dropping F bombs like candy...... that's something I can be proud of ... I suppose?????
 

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Right there with you on the Jello. It's like eating,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I don't know what. Hope you junk works good after the surgery, lol. Just wait until you get older, some things just don't work as well as they once did no matter what you do:eek:
 

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Trying to protect your manhood Miss,but I hope there not doing microsurgery on you,I can hear the nurse now "Looks like a penis......only smaller"
 

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Trying to protect your manhood Miss,but I hope there not doing microsurgery on you,I can hear the nurse now "Looks like a penis......only smaller"

Or she may say,"
Wow, that is a weird hair .... ugly too."
 

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Hope it all goes smooth for ya. Some chili dogs and milk shakes sound good after your fasting.
 

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Is that the same hair across your ass,making you moody.
 

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Is that the same hair across your ass,making you moody.
Yes that be the one

If I don't lower my bad mood, my wife will do the surgery tonight on me without anesthetics or sterilized tools
 

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Right there with you on the Jello. It's like eating,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,well,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I don't know what. Hope you junk works good after the surgery, lol. Just wait until you get older, some things just don't work as well as they once did no matter what you do:eek:
Yeah, I know what you mean, I was thinkin of tradin my wife in for a newer model,badumpbump!
 
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