Carlisle Police are still searching for me??????

[User0511]

LT Thompson left a message ............ and my wife is now pissed. Yep, she heard. Thanks Kevin HAHAHA. That was the house phone. My cell is the 215 area code. The house is the Jersey number with the 856 area code.

Now I have to come up with a really good excuse to disappear that week in July. I'm on the couch for tonight. That's alright. My wife was pissing me off anyway.

 

[80 Lebaron Coupe]

LMAO!!!!

 

[DCAspen]

BURNNN!!!!!

 

[Jack Meoff]

You should have your own show dude.

 

[DCAspen]

We will call her for the ransom money after we mock kidnap you, I'm guessing she probably wouldn't pay anyhow. Its time to come up with plan B.

 

[User0511]

Plan A: Fake Business trip
Plan B: Fake my kid napping..... I like this one
Plan C: Tell her I'm running off to Mexico with my Gay lover for gender re-assignment
Plan D: Tell her the truth
Plan E: All the above

 

[Joe12459]

Buy her a Mopar, and take her and her new toy with you. That one worked for me.

 

[Jack Meoff]

Buy her a Mopar, and take her and her new toy with you. That one worked for me.

Me too!

 

[User0511]

Me too!

That woman just pissed a brick over shamrock milkshakes and me spending money like water

 

[brotherGood]

Im leaning toward C, I wanna see how you pull this one off successfully

 

[80 Lebaron Coupe]

Im leaning toward C, I wanna see how you pull this one off successfully

 

[User0511]

Hell, if it gets people laughing so hard they have snot running out their nose, I might just have to attempt it.

 

[Jack Meoff]

I'm thinking plan D and then B.
She'll never fess the ransom but it'll give her time to cool off.

 

[The_Red_Baron]

"Relatives dying" is always a good way.

 

[User0511]

I got this.

 

[DCAspen]

LT Thompson will be waiting at the gate.

 

[Gator]

Hey Billy watch out for