Jokes I have mad up myself

[MeMike]

#1 does anyone know what a relay is ????
#2 do you have weekends ??
#3 what is a Caliper ??

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Remember I did spend time behind the counter of a NAPA parts store as a counterman and when I seen these names it just came to me :icon_blackeye:






#1 answer = When your wife gives you a second chance :sex::icon_basketball:
#2 answer = I never have weekends I call them Strongend's :icon_jook:ccasion14::toothy9:
#3 answer = Some one that kisses cows :smileinbox::laughing7:

What up ahead = The road :BangHead:

Add some if you have any :toothy1:

 

[MeMike]

Wow, no one has ever made up there own joke oke:
I guess I will stick with the one I find on line :eusa_think:

 

[ramenth]

Wow, no one has ever made up there own joke oke:
I guess I will stick with the one I find on line :eusa_think:

We've made up our own jokes, Mike, but they're usually visual.

Here's one for an old parts guy like you: we had a guy at our local NAPA (a friend of mine) who would take the inflated packing air cushions

and put 'em on the counter with a sign that said "VW Beetle coolant - $1.00"