Wine shortage on CNN reported

[User0511]

Crap- All the Maddog, Nighttrain, Boonsfarm, and Walmart Box special are the only way to get some chicks in the mood. A little brown bag Chardonnay goes a long way for some and even further for others.

 

[bremereric]

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[Shorty Thompson]

Ma,,,,,,,n . Get some apple jack . you'll be fine .

 

[My imp]

Anne Greene Springs & Thunderbird! Or, as Fred G. Sanford used to serve; Ripple & Ginger Ale (Champipple)!