CL ads that make you almost laugh

[Oldiron440]

I did driver's Ed in a full size 74 Buick, learn how to parallel park one of them and anything's a breeze.

 

[old yellow 78]

I had drivers ed in a '72 four door Chevelle, ugly pumpkin color with a black vinyl roof and black interior and NO a/c. Ugly uncomfortable car.

 

[Aspen500]

All my schools drivers ed cars came from a (gag) Chevy dealer. There were a few of each 1980 Malibu, Chevette, and Citation. All base model 4 doors with zero options. The Chevette's didn't have power steering and even though they're small and light, was still a sweaty job in July, at 90 degrees, for parallel parking instruction.
Always thought that was over stressed. I mean, how often does anyone parallel park? I've probably had to parallel park maybe a whole half dozen times since then, he rants.

 

[Aspen500]

Mint condition, rust free, lol. (ad doesn't say that)
1999 Dodge Ram 1500

 

[BudW]

I did driver's Ed in a full size 74 Buick, learn how to parallel park one of them and anything's a breeze.

I learned how to parallel park in my mom’s ’75 New Yorker. Even took the driver’s test in same vehicle (with flying colors).
I agree. If you can park one of those hunks of iron, anything else is a breeze.
BudW

 

[Aspen500]

Took the driver's test in my dad's '68 Coronet 440. (1968-2018 R.I.P )

 

[Darth-Car]

Learned my way around the wheel in both Mom's 76 Fury, and Dad's 73 Pinto. I liked the long nose, radio, and air conditioning of the Fury, but that stick shift in the Pinto was way to much fun!

 

[Aspen500]

My best friend at the time, took his drivers test in a 1970 Olds Custom Cruiser wagon. You know, one of these behemoth's. The parallel parking test must've been a bitch, lol!

 

[Greg55_99]

Oh have mercy!

Fox v1 pilot dirt bike helmet

Greg

 

[Aspen500]

What helmet?

 

[Oldiron440]

What helmet?

How long you been living alone?

 

[7T8 Custom]

I don`t live alone and I didn`t see a helmet either. Must be some kind of optical illusion.

 

[Aspen500]

How long you been living alone?

A long, long time actually! lol. Yes, I do have a GF of over 15 years that's here quite often, we don't live together though. Talked about it but decided to not mess with a good thing.

 

[Oldiron440]

A long, long time actually! lol. Yes, I do have a GF of over 15 years that's here quite often, we don't live together though. Talked about it but decided to not mess with a good thing.

Smart man!

 

[Aspen500]

Smart man!

...............and she's a smart woman. Of course, to be with someone like me, you may question how smart she really is, LOL! Yes, I am lucky and I never forget that.

 

[Shorty Thompson]

Wished I'd thought faster , a ad on fb in the town I work at had a '98 Dodge truck forsale . 1 owner , 55k original, V-6, auto OD, $800. Don't need it , can't drive 2 , like car better . That truck was gone in 30 minutes.

 

[Oldiron440]

...............and she's a smart woman. Of course, to be with someone like me, you may question how smart she really is, LOL! Yes, I am lucky and I never forget that.

I like when I don't have to be the smart ass.

 

[Aspen500]

Not a laugh CL ad, it's priced accordingly. Not bad for a 24 year old Wisconsin truck, lol. Seriously, it looks better than the average '95.
1995 Dodge Ran 1500

 

[Oldiron440]

I bought one like that new, was it that long ago?

 

[Aspen500]

Funny how that works, isn't it? Seems like I just bought my '96 Dakota a few years ago but I've owned it for 21 years. Doesn't feel all that long ago I bought the Aspen except it was 32 years ago already, yikes!